The iron was being stupid today (or, as is more likely, I was just being dimwitted as usual). No matter how many times I ran it over the wrinkles they WOULD NOT come out of the stupid shirt. I finally gave up and just decided to wear another.

Someone once told me that if you put clothes under your mattress and then sleep on it they come out perfectly ironed. His wife had banned him from doing it once they got married though.

Why can't we just wear the stupid shirt crinkly?

So yeah....I'm not strange...