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Inspired by Jodi Picoult's My Sister's Keeper & the UK case of Baby RB From banana ^Pro in Share your poems here (1 hour old)

Shoreline. So many years and tears. So many ways to fool ourselves that somehow there will be a miracle; we'll wake one morning and things will change. We gaze at grey and tell ourselves th… more

UK Repels Zombie Attack! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (4 hours old)

London: Balham: – Addressing earlier accounts that one of his key ministers was engaging in intercourse with a stripper in a cemetery, Gordon Brown announced today that his office had successfully t… more

Observations on Bashing The Bishop From pompeycaulkhead in Observations From A Small Island (7 hours old)

Heres one from this mornings paper that fairly startled me I can tell you. Schools in Spain are to start giving their pupils lessons in how to Jack (and presumably Jill) off. Oh well at least Rafa Ben… more

Observations on Dancing Part II From pompeycaulkhead in Observations From A Small Island (9 hours old)

If you happened to be in Lloyds in Newport last night and if you had the monumental misfortune to witness a large, somewhat inebriated gentleman who looked as if he should have been old enough to know… more

Buy the Kindle/Nook e-version of Alternative Poetry Books - Yellow edition From banana ^Pro in The Alternative Poetry Blog of banana_the_poet (23 hours old)

Visit the e-bookstore at EndaxiPress.com Either buy 15 poem excerpts for .99p or the Full download for only £1.99. The first book of a seven book series – Alternative Poetry Books – Yellow… more

I sold a download!!!! I'm having a little dance to celebrate!!! From banana ^Pro in Banana Waffles. (1 day old)

Someone bought a download of my book!! Within minutes of me Tweeting it!! Now what shall I spend my £1.30 on? (That's how much I get once PayPal gets their cut)… more

Free Kindle or Nook e-book download! From banana ^Pro in Banana Waffles. (1 day old)

Now available as an e-book in e-pub and mobi-pocket format Alternative Poetry Books - Yellow edition contains 62 poems. Compatible with Kindle, Nook and other popular e-book readers. Funny/quirky … more

good night i think From blue2pink ^Pro in blue2pink Blog (1 day old)

feel so tired i am off for a nap , might be back xxx… more

sex meme From kitten44 ^Pro in The life and times of Kitten44 (1 day old)

I've had a read of most people's sex meme's as it's gradually done the rounds but has anyone noticed it has no question number 19?? :))… more

PMs From kitten44 ^Pro in Ask or Answer. (1 day old)

Forgive me if I'm being thick here but can you only send someone a private message on here if they are actually online at the time you send it?? I thought I used to be able to message people and th… more

Belfast Woman With the World’s Largest Vagina Loses Bicycle! From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (1 day old)

Northern Ireland: Belfast - Bridgette O’Flaherty is looking for her bicycle. The bike in question, a £1,000 Raleigh Express model, strangely vanished during the annual Lance Armstrong Melee at Be… more

Storms ahead From kitten44 ^Pro in The life and times of Kitten44 (1 day old)

Tonight is supposed to be filled with strong gales and torrential rain leading to floods and damage across the country :??: No sign of anything yet though!! On another matter, I'm a cricket … more

Changeling From kitten44 ^Pro in The life and times of Kitten44 (1 day old)

Just watched this film and was surprisingly impressed. I am really not an Angelina Jolie fan, not as a person, nor an actress, but this was a good film. It was pretty long though but it was a go… more

sex toys From blue2pink ^Pro in blue2pink Blog (1 day old)

after reading lots of quizz answers it seems sex toys are part of most ladies bottom draws. but this puts me in a difficult place in my mind i sort of want some pleasure. but feel i almost can not b… more

Observations on Luck From pompeycaulkhead in Observations From A Small Island (1 day old)

Ok so its Friday 13th. Anyone reading this cowering under the bedclothes, too scared to move in case it all goes tits up? Doubtless someone will be. Its amazing how the randomly chosen date of a Frenc… more

rabbit poo cigs From blue2pink ^Pro in blue2pink Blog (1 day old)

Customs officers seize More than £1 million worth of counterfeit cigarettes filled with rabbit droppings instead of tobacco have been confiscated by customs officials in Spain. The fake cigaret… more

lady bloging From blue2pink ^Pro in blue2pink Blog (1 day old)

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spring has arrived From blue2pink ^Pro in blue2pink Blog (1 day old)

just went for a walk, and saw these sorry for the grotty picture EXCUSE ME THREE MONTHS EARLY!… more

DIRTY JOKE FRIDAY!!!!!!!! From pompeycaulkhead in Observations From A Small Island (1 day old)

Kinkier than kylie in a St Trinians uniform. Sicker than going down on your missus during rag week. Have another fix of your favourite, fantabulous, filthy friday funfest!!!!! The old boy was a bit m… more

Woman With Two Vaginas. From tel1342 ^Pro in The Dead Synapses Society (1 day old)

A Scottish woman of 28 yrs, Miss Morag Mc Doublechuff who has "two vaginas" appeared on the Jeremy Kyle show yesterday causing a sensation. When asked to show her twin pussies it turned out to be… more

Man jumps off Westminster Bridge From kitten44 ^Pro in The life and times of Kitten44 (1 day old)

Did you see this?! Some bloke jumped off Westminster Bridge, not entirely sure why, but he's alive!… more

gingerbread From blue2pink ^Pro in blue2pink Blog (1 day old)

i have started baking my gingerbread for two christmas satall i do these are a new line they are gluten free houses three inces high and filled with sweets but i need to know how much to charge as t… more

13th From blue2pink ^Pro in blue2pink Blog (1 day old)

iwas born on the 13th my mum was born on the 13th and hers too and it was a friday!… more

good night From blue2pink ^Pro in blue2pink Blog (2 days old)

i am off to a hot bath, it feels like a long day, my car had to go into the garage to be fixed third time for this problem and they had to pay for their mistake, somehow they messed up the ABS braking… more

It doesn't matter which door you choose From kitten44 ^Pro in The life and times of Kitten44 (2 days old)

.. it's still raining out there Yet somehow my cats don't believe me! They scratch at the lounge doors to go out, I open the door, they take one look out, see it's raining, then turn their noses… more

A woman's revenge From blue2pink ^Pro in blue2pink Blog (2 days old)

.. the drink .. A girl and her boyfriend go to the pub. When it's the girl's turn to buy around, she tells him that she's heard of a wonderful new drink he simply must try. She returns with the … more

Holy Hungry Haiku Batman! From banana ^Pro in Poetry to make you smile and maybe laugh (2 days old)

Mealtimes in abbeys empty deep fat friars truly love the Chip Monk… more

going back on the game From blue2pink ^Pro in blue2pink Blog (2 days old)

to raise some £ perhaps i could offer my services well i am not the sreamline model i once was so thats 25% off over forty well thats another discount of 25% few grey hairs well thats another 25%… more

expencive world From blue2pink ^Pro in blue2pink Blog (2 days old)

I poped into boots today, and wanted some foundation, had been recomended to get maxfactor ,as untill i get my laser treatment i must get somthing with very good coverage, well i looked and saw the on… more

The 80s From kitten44 ^Pro in The life and times of Kitten44 (2 days old)

My era! But was it really acceptable in the 80s? I'm not sure it was!… more